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整理檔案時發現這個，覺得還蠻有趣的，英文也沒關係，貼心的附上翻譯給你啦～
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
車子後座的小孩會導致意外,車子後座的意外會"導致"小孩.

Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
愛情就像照片,需要大量的暗房時間來培養.

Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
每個人都該要結婚,因為快樂並不是生命的全部.

"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"你的未來取決於你的夢想",所以趕快去睡覺吧.

God made relatives; Thanks God we can choose our friends.
上天決定了誰是你的親戚,好在我們可以自己選擇朋友.

A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
衣服就像有刺的鐵絲網,它阻止你冒然行動但並不妨礙你盡情的觀看.

Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要節約用水,儘量和女友一起洗澡.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每個成功男人的背後,都有一個女人.每個不成功男人的背後,都有兩個.

One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每個人都應該熱愛動物,因為它們很好吃.

Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
愛你的鄰居,不過不要被抓包.

Money is not everything. There's Master card & Visa.
金錢不是一切, 這世上還有信用卡可用